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Of course, many people have pointed out that perhaps a library is not exactly the most fitting tribute to a President who has never darkened the door of one, nor sullied the pristine purity of a book by opening it.
So how about an addition?
How about the “George W. Bush Presidential Video Game Arcade and Total Fitness Gym™”?
Now, that would be worth spending $500 million dollars on!
Instead of a boring, stuffy ol’ ‘liberry’ full of dumb ol’ books nobody’s ever gonna read anyway, the George W. Bush Presidential Video Game Arcade and Total Fitness Gym™ would be filled with awesome action-packed video games like “Pre-Emptive Strike”, “Quail Hunters”, and “Shock ‘n’ Awe” where you could shoot-’em-up to your heart’s content, and when you’ve cranked yourself up into a homicidal frenzy, you can work off all that excess energy on one of the thousands of stationary bikes lined up in the Hall of Cycling. Heck – who knows – you might find yourself spinning your wheels right next to the Bicycler-In-Chief, who now boasts a resting heart rate of 7.
Plus, unlike other Presidential libraries, this one will pay for itself! It’s guaranteed to be thronged with eager customers, and filled with the the happy sounds of booms, crashes, and screams!
Glad you’re back in the saddle and on the needle. I never did get what happened to the original Media Needle. There’s an old version of my Web site still perking out there in the valley of the electrons with a link to a blog that appears to have been written by somebody who thinks Genesis was written in English. When I created the link, the owner of that blog held to other opinions.
Honest. Really. No lie. I ain’t shittin’ you.
The W lieberry promises to be a real pain. I mean just sleeping with a former lieberrian don’t qualify a body to own one. Much less a thank tink or thunk trunk or chump dump or whatever. More, have you ever had a beer with a guy from SMU? I have. Thinking in a tank just scratches the surface.
welcome….back? bah. i guess Needle Media was before my time, i’m sad to say. looks like a good thing, though, so i’ll be happy to change my links and feeds.
we’re about to move, too. i hope your move has gone well!
I would leave a gift for the liberry, but it seems my family’s share of the national debt is somewhere around $112,000.00. Once we pay that off we’ll be happy to send some in.
Oh, and I really wanted to see the “I gotta pee” note. It’s the only preznitential scribin’ of which I am aware.
January 20, 2008 at 7:42 pm |
This is too funny! Oh wait… it is for real!
Excuse me for not showing appropriate respect for… oh forget it. No respect other than for the author of this great blog!
January 20, 2008 at 8:08 pm |
Whoo-hoo! Nicely done!
January 20, 2008 at 8:13 pm |
Yay! Media Needle is back!
Woot! Woot! And dare I add, Woot!
Fatten the calf,
Tengrain
January 20, 2008 at 10:28 pm |
This is just wonderful. I love it!
Of course, many people have pointed out that perhaps a library is not exactly the most fitting tribute to a President who has never darkened the door of one, nor sullied the pristine purity of a book by opening it.
So how about an addition?
How about the “George W. Bush Presidential Video Game Arcade and Total Fitness Gym™”?
Now, that would be worth spending $500 million dollars on!
Instead of a boring, stuffy ol’ ‘liberry’ full of dumb ol’ books nobody’s ever gonna read anyway, the George W. Bush Presidential Video Game Arcade and Total Fitness Gym™ would be filled with awesome action-packed video games like “Pre-Emptive Strike”, “Quail Hunters”, and “Shock ‘n’ Awe” where you could shoot-’em-up to your heart’s content, and when you’ve cranked yourself up into a homicidal frenzy, you can work off all that excess energy on one of the thousands of stationary bikes lined up in the Hall of Cycling. Heck – who knows – you might find yourself spinning your wheels right next to the Bicycler-In-Chief, who now boasts a resting heart rate of 7.
Plus, unlike other Presidential libraries, this one will pay for itself! It’s guaranteed to be thronged with eager customers, and filled with the the happy sounds of booms, crashes, and screams!
And that’s just in the Hall of Cycling!
January 20, 2008 at 11:15 pm |
Glad you’re back in the saddle and on the needle. I never did get what happened to the original Media Needle. There’s an old version of my Web site still perking out there in the valley of the electrons with a link to a blog that appears to have been written by somebody who thinks Genesis was written in English. When I created the link, the owner of that blog held to other opinions.
Honest. Really. No lie. I ain’t shittin’ you.
The W lieberry promises to be a real pain. I mean just sleeping with a former lieberrian don’t qualify a body to own one. Much less a thank tink or thunk trunk or chump dump or whatever. More, have you ever had a beer with a guy from SMU? I have. Thinking in a tank just scratches the surface.
Not ALL us Texans hold to W’s chuckleheaded Weltanshauung, however. Take this guy for example: http://www.jimhightower.com/node/6314
January 21, 2008 at 1:16 am |
Beat ‘em up, Morse.
;>)
January 21, 2008 at 2:12 am |
welcome….back? bah. i guess Needle Media was before my time, i’m sad to say. looks like a good thing, though, so i’ll be happy to change my links and feeds.
we’re about to move, too. i hope your move has gone well!
~d~
January 21, 2008 at 2:35 am |
Hurray! Hooray? Yay!
But… I just got used to spelling Sestakastan….
January 21, 2008 at 6:31 am |
oh morse —-
has there been a run on “My Pet Goat” — i dont see it in your library! it seems to NEVER be in
signed
a mad patron
January 21, 2008 at 10:54 am |
Can I check out a detainee, please? Oh, are they in the basement/ tornado cellar out back?
January 21, 2008 at 1:19 pm |
I would leave a gift for the liberry, but it seems my family’s share of the national debt is somewhere around $112,000.00. Once we pay that off we’ll be happy to send some in.
Oh, and I really wanted to see the “I gotta pee” note. It’s the only preznitential scribin’ of which I am aware.
January 21, 2008 at 1:33 pm |
welcome back to the needle.
January 21, 2008 at 7:20 pm |
Yep.
There’s something to be said for a President who talks like a lolcatz.
Oh hai. I can has librariez!
January 21, 2008 at 10:38 pm |
I’ve updated my links. Good to see you hitting back, Morse.