The Sweet Smell of Sucksess

By Morse

McCain’s likely treasury secretary gets another Enron type deal.

On Sunday, the Treasury secretary, Henry M. Paulson Jr., indicated in a series of appearances on morning talk shows that an original proposal introduced on Saturday had been widened. “It’s a distinction without a difference whether it’s a foreign or a U.S. one,” he said in an interview with Fox News.

The prospect of being locked out of the bailout set off alarm bells among chief executives of overseas banks whose American affiliates also hold distressed mortgage-related assets, like Barclays and UBS. The original text provided access to the $700 billion bailout for any financial institution based in the United States.

As the day wore on, some raised their concerns with the Treasury Department, arguing that foreign institutions were both big employers and major players in the American capital markets. By Saturday evening, the language had been changed to allow any financial institution “having significant operations” in the United States.

That’s right. Phil Gramm just wiped his ass with U.S. taxpayer’s money. So stop your fucking whining, okay?

4 Responses to “The Sweet Smell of Sucksess”

  1. KarenZipdrive Says:

    McCain reportedly “has not ruled out” naming Phil Gramm as his Treasury Secretary.
    We are fucked.

  2. Comrade Kevin Says:

    Now lets see if it gets passed, or gets packed full of so many earmarks that it’s unrecognizable.

  3. dcup Says:

    The fact that we’re supposed to just blindly trust and follow their lead is mind blowing. Do they forget that we’re not all republicans?

  4. Pissed in NYC Says:

    Now Morse, if Paulson gets his way we all may be wiping our asses with dollars.

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